"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—
is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti
When you flip bats upside down they become exceptionally sassy dancers.
artist Bryan Lewis creates 45 self-portraits on different drugs
//This began the rise of Aperture Science.
SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFETHAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR
SPRAY IT ON YOUR NIPPLES
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DeMarcus Ware pulls a fake spin move on Joe Staley to sack Colin Kaepernick for a loss of 11 yds.